Dad: "What would you like for a snack?"
Diddles: "I want on piece-a bread. One piece-a white bread, den budder...den brown budder (peanut butter) on it, with a knife, and den...and den...and den honey on top (gesturing pouring honey on top), den piece-a bread on duh top, den cut...in...half (grand gesture showing something being cut in half)."
Dad: "So, you want a peanut butter & honey sandwich?"
(Dad makes her request, but put almond butter instead of honey butter)
Diddles: (sniffing her sandwich, and looking closely at it) "WHAT!? Dis is NOT brown budder!"
(I can imagine her thinking...'how much more CLEARLY did I have to explain it?')